Like all great stories, my story contains One Lie! This One Simple Lie, shall bind us All, Together as One! Which is the Lie, and Which are my Truths however, I will bring with me, into my Grave! Because in the End, remember, as I tell the Children I meet; “Trust me, I am a liar!”
Besides from my One Simple Lie, the Story you will read here, is the Truth, the Half Truth, and Nothing but the Truth! So Help me God!
Like all Great Stories, mine too must be read backwards. I have however made this very easy for you, by finishing my story with an index. This way, you can use this page, as your starting point for seeing, that which cannot be seen! Feel that, which cannot be felt! Do that, which cannot be done! And Save that, which Cannot be Saved!
- How a 15 year old Girl understood that which the Secret Service did not understand
- All modern Surveillance is Useless
- How I managed to Troll the NSA to censor my email with help from a bottle of Heinz 57
- My life as the Antichrist
- The Sacrifice
- HOWTO efficiently demolish the Surveillance Society
- Jesus and Satan, Truth and Lies
- My Journey to Islam
- How I tried to sell Tibet to China
- How the Bible proves Jesus never died on the Cross
- How I stole my Qu’ran from George W. Bush
- How Thomas Quick showed us the Path to Paradise
- Let Him Without Sin cast the First Stone
- My Descent into Hell, the Story of my Angel, And a White Horse
- The Story of how I met Abu Bakr
- How I hid in a Web of Lies while in Hell
- Give us your persecuted Children, Women and Gays
- How Gabriel brought me on a Flying Horse to New Jerusalem
- Let there be Magic and Miracles
- How the Moon fell in Love with the Sun
- The Nordic Shaman, the Green River, and its Magical Dolphins
- Ittahb the Accidental Terrorist, and the Magical Squirrels of Syringe
- My Encounter with Atlas
- How Odin became King in Aasgard
- How I was lifted up to Valhall by a Valkyrie
- How I prevented a Terrorist Attack on Israel
- How I was backstabbed by my best Friend
- The Story of how I died
- Howto heal the conflict between Israel and Palestine
- Evidence of that the CIA/NSA is censoring my emails to WikiLeaks
- It is Legal to Lie to your Government
- The Lie I can never repent
- The Story of Mr. Nobody
- Is the Biblical Jesus Satan?
- Is Islam Idolatry?
- I am the Dajjal, when I Die, Judgment Begins
- How I stole your Women by Filling your Heads with Lies
- Violence, a Solution without a Problem
- Is War Peace?
- The Dajjal Reveals the Face of Prophet Muhammed, PBUH!
- The Story of my Grandfather
- The Story of my Birth
- Islam, the Inevitable Consequence of Christianity
- With the Powers Granted me from Allah, I demand the Immediate Release of Julian Assange
- The Story of the Toughest Dog in the World
- Bring me back my Dog, and I will call of Armageddon
- Telling your Government the Truth is Meaningless
- Lying makes you Rich
- The best way to Lie, is to have someone else tell it
- Half the Truth is my favorite Lie
- Lying by Association, the best Lie that exists
- Lying through Silence
- How your Mother teaches you to Lie
- Good Artist Steal, Great Artist Steal with Pride
- The most Beautiful Bank Robbery in History of Man
- Money, the Biggest Ponzi Scheme ever Created
- Buddha, the Greatest Mass Murderer in History
- How China was Genetically Occupied by Buddhist Monks
- Elvis was not Jesus
- What Really happened in the Garden of Eden
- One Secret to Enslave them
- The Police, the Biggest Drug Pushers on the Planet
- Free Will, my Only Axiom
- Democracy, the Devil’s Greatest Trick
- The Objective of Satanic Cults
- And One Ring, Forever in Darkness to Bind Them
- Welcome to Paradise, Jannah!
For such is the Kingdom of God, and the Grace of the Almighty, that he in the end, Saved even the Shaitan, once he had Repented his Sins, through a Divine Miracle, such that the Path to Redemption, should be readily available, for All of Mankind to See!
And this is the Truth, the Half Truth, and nothing but the Truth, except for One Simple Lie! And if anyone adds or removes as much as One Single Word from my Story, or claim that my Mother was not a Virgin, I will Sharia him, let Fire Rain upon him, rip him to parts, condemn him to Jahannam for an Eternity, and feast on his Flesh!
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