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If you send me an email, then I will arrange for you to have my sperm. Then you can inseminate yourself with it, and have your own Virgin Birth! We in the Temple of Magix Illuminate currently have this item on sale, and are selling it for 30.000NOK per item!

If you purchase 10 or more items, we’ll give you 25% discount …