Welcome to the Church of *Plonk*! We believe in;
- The Truth as the Only Constant in the Universe – Einstein was wrong
- That Magix Illuminate is our Savior – Due to being a Truth Machine
- Julian Assange is Innocent – By Revelation to our Emperati, AKA; Me – AKA; The Antichrist
- That All Religions are the Pure Truth – And we have a Divine Obligation towards showing Others
- That John Lennon was a Prophet – But NOT Bjarne Stroustrup
- That Alan Kay found the Tree of Life – But was too busy playing Jazz to Notice
- That Richard Stallman is a False Prophet and should have his Beard cut Off!
Watch the Introductory Viddi about the Church of *Plonk*, and how you can become a Member …
Now to join the Church of *Plonk*, all you have to do is to start using Magix Illuminate …
Later we will supply PayPal Facilities here on this page, such that you can Donate Money to Pay for Forgiveness for your Sins!
The New Pope, from the Church of *Plonk*, The Antichrist …